tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57960351680775396392024-03-12T21:54:52.241-07:00Aussie Fast BowlerAussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-7687087899312189292012-01-13T03:17:00.000-08:002012-01-13T03:17:32.721-08:00WACA PitchGreat day for the Aussie fast bowlers on a great WACA pitch.....Maybe one day they can reach the extremely high standards of the aussie fast bowler.<br />
Here's a link to todays match report - <a href="http://www.cricket.com.au/news-list/2012/1/13/quicks-rip-through-india">click here</a>Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-60746665819327840322011-10-13T22:13:00.000-07:002011-10-13T22:13:04.884-07:00Joke Of The Day #4<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', arial, helvetica;"></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: blue;">Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “<i>I slept with your mother!</i>” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “<i>I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!</i>” </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="color: blue;">The other says, “<i>Go home dad you’re drunk</i>.”</span></div>Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-92084969501111621222011-10-13T22:09:00.000-07:002011-10-13T22:09:25.452-07:00CummingsCummings is Australia's new aussie fast bowler at the age 18Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-47373107629649095302011-10-12T05:47:00.001-07:002011-10-12T05:47:57.827-07:00Aussie fast bowler injuryI hope my follow aussiefastbowler Mitch Johnson is ok<br />
<a href="http://cricket.com.au/news-display/Injury-scare-for-Johnson/25666">Article</a>Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-18772601501505167172011-10-12T05:44:00.000-07:002011-10-12T05:44:16.028-07:00Joke Of The Day #3<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"></span><br />
<blockquote><div style="line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0.5em; margin-top: 0.4em;">Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."</div><div>This has been taken from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke</a></div></blockquote>Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-66175197021491006092011-10-09T06:48:00.001-07:002011-10-09T06:48:14.878-07:00Joke of the Day #2<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"</span>Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-22947621897655543682011-08-05T05:45:00.000-07:002011-08-05T05:45:00.519-07:00Joke Of The Day<div class="MsoNormal" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', arial, helvetica;">A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', arial, helvetica;">His friend says: “<i>Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.</i>” </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', arial, helvetica;">The man then replies: “<i>Yeah, well we were married 35 years</i>.”<o:p> </o:p></div>Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-45791109565819587042011-07-17T06:51:00.000-07:002011-07-17T08:54:14.609-07:00One Of My Heroic ActsHere's why I won the Victorian Cross a couple of years back<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxXHdTP2m3nlk_-v6HjzZe8ytl7oomgQ-TGacKJZFj3OGjFAv9HQ69XB-IwU9z02115cpreVJHgwzB2OEUGoA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-87128527846690274922011-07-11T07:52:00.001-07:002011-07-11T07:52:55.700-07:00Thought for the dayIf you like pena colodas and getting caught in the rain ... then follow the great Aussie Fast Bowler.<br />
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GrrrrrAussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-31755845433257794172011-07-11T06:57:00.000-07:002011-07-11T06:57:07.726-07:00Visit my new Twitter accountHere is a link to my Twitter page <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/AussiFastBowler">@AussiFastBowler</a> Feel free to follow the great, majestic Aussie Fast Bowler!Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-1924966778939299402011-07-11T06:54:00.000-07:002011-07-11T06:58:48.924-07:00Grrr.....Bloody english<div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-3342206178288068951" style="color: #222222; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 1.4; position: relative; width: 490px;">Just finished combing what is left off my mustache, now its time to kill the english.<br />
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You may notice how I spelt english with a lower case e, that's because I don't recognize them as a country because of their lack of sporting ability and because of there ridiculous accents.</div>Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-49339966457015359842011-07-11T06:53:00.000-07:002011-07-11T06:53:24.365-07:00How to get a fat man out of his creasePlace a donut short off a length out side ofAussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-63392153112992385002011-07-11T06:50:00.000-07:002011-07-11T06:50:48.823-07:00Chin music is like jazz.....complicated but worth it!Aussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5796035168077539639.post-66084629415339800672011-07-11T06:40:00.000-07:002011-07-11T06:40:41.168-07:00Welcome cricket fansHowdy,<br />
I'm the fastest, meanest fast bowler that any of you fast people have ever seen.<br />
I can hurl them down at 170kph plus. I'm putting up video soon when my manager gets organised.<br />
But for now feel free to offer your comments of worship to the one, the only, the greatest ... Aussie Fast Bowler (copyright).<br />
Signed photos available once my moustache has grown back after reconstructive surgery.<br />
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Signed<br />
Aussie Fast BowlerAussie Fast Bowlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16626475953584616193noreply@blogger.com1